Now where shall I start with this one? I think I'll offer an F.Y.I. for all you guys parusing this site . . . If you'd like to break the mold and become a Boy-Toy in a league of your very own, mail me. My address is on the home page.

Now, I think I'll introduce you to the newest addition to the ranks of Boy-Toydom, who calls himself Skier. He was not much of a conquest, but he's cute and has a high possibility of evolving into hotness. He's got a delishious accent, I'm sure, most Aussie's do. We'll have to wait to see how things pan out . . . Keep in mind that is it always a very good idea to have a stable "I Am My Own Man" variety Toy-Boy in the wings at all times.

This next one calls himself iceman. You'll notice he doesn't capitalize the first letter of his "name." This signifys his complete lack of self-confidence, which he obivously attempts to hide behind a name like "iceman." He hasn't fooled anyone here. This one's my pet project at the time, he's proved quite entertaining. Could become a keeper, but remember, these "I Am The Man (But I'm Faking It)" variety Toy-Boys become tiresome easily and should be rotated accordingly.

Gorgeous, as he likes to be known, has some serious issues of his own. Despite the dramatic differences in our ages, and the fact that "internet love" is just completely ridiculous, he insists that he is completely enamoured of me. You have to catch this fish a little differently than the other two; show him a flattering picture and he reduces to a gibbering, slobbering, (not to mention insatiably aroused *ugh*) miserable excuse for a man. Though for ego boosting purposes, keep the "I'm Undoubtably Your Man" variety Toy-Boy around until you find a suitable replacement.

And remember:
As a girl who does not like to be told, but likes to be the one to tell, I have come to the realisation that the boys who also like to tell can be good for more than I had initially given them credit for. Because really, girls, is it really as much fun to have a man at your beck and call if you don't have to break him first? They're like horses, they're much more satisfying to ride if they resist and you prevail.

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